Author's Note: This is a Parody Cross-over. In other words, it's making fun of a 
cross between two different shows. CHARACTERS WILL -NOT- ACT LIKE THEY DO 
ON THE SHOW. That is EXTREMELY important to remember as you read this. :)
It would also help if you are fairly well-versed with The Lion King; it makes it 
all the more fun. :)
No Pride: Gargoyles perform The Lion King by A. Gunner (Animator03@wolf-web.com) 
	        CHARACTER LIST
	         ---------------------
Mufasa- Goliath			Simba- Brooklyn
Sarabi- Elisa			Timon- Lexington
Scar- Coldstone (CS)		Pumbaa- Broadway (BW)
Nala- Angela			Zazu- MacBeth
Rafiki- Hudson			Sarafina- Demona
Banzai- Anton Sevarius		Shenzi- Fox
	Ed- The Jogger Guy that has no name

__________________PRODUCTION CREW_____________________
Director/ Producer- Xanatos	Special Effects- Thailog
Lighting- Derek (Talon)		Sound- Matt Bluestone
Camera Crew- 			Costumes/Wardrobe- Hyena, Jackal
	Cam #1 Maggie		Set Design- Wolf, Gabriel, Tom, 
	Cam #2 Claw				Princess Katherine
	Cam #3 Fang			Hair/Make-up- Cpt. Maria Chavez
Security- Bronx, Dingo, Coldsteel, 
	Coldfire
          The guy who brings donuts and coffee- Anthony Dracon
_________________________________________________________


[SCENE: The sun slowly sets. The clones; dressed up as many different African 
     animals; slowly walk towards Pride Rock.]
[Enter MacBeth (Author's Note: Pun not intended); he is running as fast as he 
	possibly can; gasping for air. When he gets to the base of Pride Rock, he 
	looks up at it; exasperated]
MacBeth- [Turns toward the cameras; still gasping] You have got to be 
	kidding....
Xanatos- [off- camera] Get going. 
MacBeth- [muttering under his breath] Why didn't they just get a bird and let me 
	do a voice- over for it.
Xanatos- [still off camera] Too expensive.
[MacBeth glares at Xanatos; and begins to struggle up the Rock]
[Finally reaching the top; he collapses; looking up at Goliath; who's just 
	barely keeping from cracking up. Grumbling; MacBeth manages to stand up 
	and bow.]
Goliath- [gives a 'royal' nod; grinning] Have a nice trip?
MacBeth- [gasping] If I wasn't so tired, I'd throw you off this cursed rock....
[Hudson glides over and lands on Pride Rock, right next to Goliath, looks down 
	at MacBeth]
Hudson- What happened to him?
Goliath- [does the classic gargoyle 'wrist' shake] He had a rough trip.
[MacBeth tries to trip them as Goliath and Hudson walk away]

[SCENE: An area further down Pride Rock. Elisa stands in front of a cradle; 
	obscuring the view of whoever is in it.]
[When Goliath and Hudson approach, Goliath goes to Elisa and kisses the top of 
	her head. They move; so now everyone sees Brooklyn; looking a bit angry, 
	laying in it, his legs hanging off the end. He's got a pacifier in his 
	mouth, a pink bonnet on his head, and a diaper]
Brooklyn- [spits out the pacifier] [looks angrily behind camera] You are -dead-, 
	Xanatos.....
Xanatos- [still off- camera] Just say your lines. 
Brooklyn- [growls] Mew. Mew. 
[Goliath and Elisa can barely control themselves; snickering is heard behind the 
	cameras]
[Hudson moves towards Brooklyn; holding a gourd. Hudson tries to crack it open, 
	but it bursts open; sending the juice all over Brooklyn]
Hudson- Sorry, lad.....
[Goliath, Elisa and the entire camera crew are now cracking up]
Brooklyn- [wipes the juice from his face; scowling] If I wasn't getting a new 
	bike for this, Xanatos.....
Xanatos- [you guessed it; still off camera] Hudson, please continue. 
Hudson- [bends down and picks up a handful of dust] [throws it on Brooklyn]
Brooklyn- [sneezes; starts rubbing at his eyes] AGH!! YOU GOT IT IN MY EYES!!!!
Hudson- [looks helplessly towards the camera]
Xanatos- [walks into camera view; grumbles] Skip to the next scene!!!!!

[SCENE: Somewhere on Pride Rock. Coldstone leans against the wall, holding a 
	mouse by its tail. 
CS- {toying with the mouse] Life's not fair; is it? 
[Out of nowhere, a man dressed in a suit and carrying a briefcase stomps onto 
	the scene, takes the mouse from him and slaps a piece of paper in CS's 
	hand]
CS- [blinks and looks at the paper] I'm being sued for animal abuse by the 
	NAPCA..... 
Xanatos- [walks into camera range and takes the paper, grumbling] Get on with 
	it!! [stomps out of range]
CS- [looks a bit helpless] [walks around, wringing his hands] You see I, well, 
	I'll never be king... And you- [looks towards Xanatos] Um.... will never 
	see the, um. Man, skip it!!! Get MacBeth in here!!
[MacBeth stumbles into view; as if he was pushed]
CS- What do you want?
MacBeth- I'm here to announce, that King Mustafa....
Xanatos- [off- camera] [snaps] MacBeth!!!!
MacBeth- [sarcastically] King -Mufasa-; is on his way. So you better [pokes CS 
	in the chest] have a good excuse for missing the ceremony this morning. 
CS- Um... [takes a banana out of a pocket and throws it off camera view]  Oh, 
	now look Zazu. You made me lose my lunch. [grins proudly]
MacBeth- [rolls his eyes]  You'll lose more than that when the king gets through 
	with you. He's as mad as a hippo with a hernia. 
[CS and MacBeth look at each other and start cracking up]
Xanatos- [grumbles] Let's go!!!
CS- [clears his throat] Oooo, I quiver with fear!!! [inches towards MacBeth]
MacBeth- Now, Scar; don't look at me that way... 
[CS grabs MacBeth's leg] 
MacBeth- HELP!!
[CS is now holding MacBeth off the ground by his ankle]
[Goliath appears on a higher rock]
Goliath- Scar!!
CS- [looks up at him] Hmmm?
Goliath- Drop 'im. 
CS- [grins at MacBeth; and lets go of his ankle]
[MacBeth drops with a muffled 'thud'. Snickers are heard from behind the 
	cameras]
CS- [moves away from the semi-dazed MacBeth and goes up to Goliath; who has 
	jumped down to his level] Why if it isn't my big brother descending from 
	on high to mingle with the commoners. [pauses] Why do -I- have to be the 
	enemy anyway??
Xanatos- [still off-camera] Because -you're- the only one who is actually 
	Goliath's brother.
Goliath- [looking at Xanatos; off-camera] But we're rookery brothers... Not 
	blood brothers...
Xanatos- [walks into camera view- holding a clip board] Actually, we had some 
	tests done...
CS- [mumbles] Oh, great.
[Xanatos shows CS and Goliath the paper]
Xanatos- You two are related. Tests prove it.
[Both CS and Goliath are speechless]
Goliath- [looks at CS] Boy; Dad got around, didn't he?
Xanatos- [walks out off-camera] Keep it rolling.....
Goliath- [clears his throat] Sarabi and I didn't see you at the presentation of 
	Simba.
CS- [walks over to a rock wall] Oh, that was today??? Why, I feel simply 
	-awful-! [CS scrapes his talons down the wall] 
CS- Must've slipped my mind. [evil grin]
MacBeth- [stumbles to his feet; swaying] Well, as da king's brudder you should 
	have been -firs'- in line! Yeah! Das' it!! [MacBeth falls back]
CS- [chokes back his laughter] Well, I was first in line. 'Till that little 
	hairball was born.
Goliath- [crosses his arms, growling] That 'hairball' is my -son-. And your 
	future king!!
CS-  [starts to walk away] Oh, I shall practice my curtsy. 
Goliath- [angrily] Don't turn your back on -me- Scar!!
CS- [looks back and grins evilly] Watch me. 
Xanatos- [off-camera] Keep to the script!!!
Goliath- [roars and jumps in front of CS; eyes glowing and teeth bared] Is that 
	a challenge???
CS- [waves his index finger; then pokes Goliath's nose] Temper, temper. I 
	wouldn't -dream- of challenging you....
MacBeth- [hobbles back up; stumbles to Goliath and leans against him] Man, How's 
	come?
CS- [blinks] Well, as far as brains go, I've got the, uh, lion's share. But when 
	it comes to brute strength..... [shrugs and walks past Goliath] I'm afraid 
	I'm at the shallow end of the gene pool. [CS walks out of camera range]
MacBeth- [shakes his head, 'tsking'] Der's one in ev'ry family, bud. [holds up 
	four fingers] Two in mine. 
Goliath- [looks at MacBeth, then turns to where CS walked away] [sighs] What am 
	I gonna do with him?
MacBeth- You can make 'im one of 'dem t'row rugs.....
Goliath- [turns to him; grinning] Zazu!
[Goliath helps MacBeth; they walk away]
MacBeth- Yeah! Jus' t'ink!! Ev'ry time he gets dirty we can take 'im out an' 
	beat 'im!!
Goliath- [chuckles]

[SCENE: A tree. Hudson is sitting in a recliner watching TV]
Xanatos- [off-camera] Hudson! What are you doing???
Hudson- I'm resting me old bones. If ye think I'm gonna climb this tree wit' no 
	trouble, you've got another thing commin', lad.
Xanatos- [sighs] Get to the next scene......

[SCENE: Pride Rock. The sun has set; and you see Brooklyn peering excitedly over 
	the edge. He gets up and runs to a cave; hopping over several extras 	sleeping.
Brooklyn- [gets to Goliath, taps him on the shoulder] Goliath?
Xanatos- [off-camera] Call him Dad. 
Brooklyn- [looks towards the camera] Okey..... [looks back down to Goliath; taps 
	him on the shoulder again] Um, -Dad-?
[Goliath doesn't move] 
Brooklyn- [shakes Goliath a little] Dad? Dad, c'mon wake up. [looks up as if he 
	suddenly thought of something] [looks back towards the camera] Why -is- he 
	asleep anyway? He just woke from his stone sleep; he'd be wide awake by 
	now...
Goliath- [looks up and towards the camera] I was thinking the same thing....
Xanatos- [off-camera] [sighs] Just get on with it.....
[Goliath lays back down, and Brooklyn goes back to trying to wake him up]
[Brooklyn repeatedly says 'Dad']
Elisa- [yawns] Your son's awake....
Goliath- [thinks about his next line; opens an eye and glances toward Xanatos] 
Xanatos- [off-camera] [the rustling of papers is heard as he looks at the script] [harshly]
	Make something up!
Goliath- [closes his eye] Yep.
[A groan is heard from behind the cameras]
Brooklyn- [shoves Goliath; a little harder than he intended; sending Goliath 
	sprawling onto Elisa; which makes them both fall off the rock they were 
	sleeping on][groans are heard from the side of the rock]
Brooklyn- [cringes at the thud] Sorry, um... Mom and Dad.....
Goliath- [peers over the edge, scowling] Yes, -son-?
Brooklyn- [rubs the back of his head nervously] Um, you promised?
[Goliath gets up, helping Elisa up with him]

[SCENE: Just outside the cave; Brooklyn jogs out, looking excited. Goliath and 
	Elisa stumble out, Elisa looks a bit dazed.]
[Goliath forces a smile as he starts up a path towards the top of Pride Rock. 
	Brooklyn looks at Elisa, smiling. Elisa forces a smile and kicks Brooklyn 
	in the butt to get him going]
[Brooklyn glares at Elisa, rubbing his behind as he follows Goliath]

[SCENE: the top of Pride Rock. Brooklyn is sitting on the edge, his legs 
	dangling down the side. Goliath stands, his arms crossed]
Goliath- Look, Simba. Everything the [pauses] MOONlight touches.... Is our 
	kingdom.
Brooklyn- [bites his lip to keep from laughing] Wow.... 
Goliath- A king's time as ruler ris- [clears his throat] rises and falls like 
	the sun. One -night-, Simba; the sun will -rise- on my time here and will 
	-set- with you as the new king.
Brooklyn- [stands up and starts walking] And this will all be mine?
Goliath- Everything.
Brooklyn- [stops, gazing at a distant spot] Everything the light touches.... 
	What about; um... over there?
Goliath- [walks over to Brooklyn] That's beyond our borders. You must never go 
	there, Simba.
Brooklyn- [looks at Goliath; a little confused] But I thought a king can do 
	whatever he wants...
Goliath- [grins and turns to walk away] Oh, there's more to being king than 
	getting your way all the time. [grins and whispers to Brooklyn] And if I 
	had my way we wouldn't be doing this.
Xanatos- [off-camera] Aren't you just hilarious.
Brooklyn- [grins and nods] You mean there's more??
Goliath- [chuckles and walks off; Brooklyn following] Simba...

[SCENE: Grasslands. Goliath and Brooklyn are walking along a small path]
Goliath- Everything you see exists together in a delicate balance. As king, you 
	need to understand that balance and respect all creatures; from the 
	crawling ant to the leaping antelope.
[Several of the clones dressed in antelope costumes (complete with antlers) hop 
	across the path Goliath and Brooklyn are walking on.] 
Hollywood- [happily] This fun! 
Brentwood- This not so bad....
Malibu- Why we always animals?
Xanatos- [off-camera] Animals don't talk, guys. 
Burbank- [points to Brooklyn and Goliath] They lions.... Lions are animals.....
Xanatos- [off-camera] [grumbles] Just.... keep... hopping....
[Clones shrug and hop off and out of camera view]
Brooklyn- [grinning] But, Dad; don't we eat the antelope?
[Just when Goliath is about to reply; Hollywood's head pops up from behind a 
	nearby hill]
Hollywood- They eat us????
Xanatos- [off-camera] [shouting] NO THEY'RE NOT GOING TO EAT YOU!!!
Goliath- Um..... [mutters under his breath 'Yes'] Simba, but let me explain. 
	When we die, our bodies become the grass; and the antelope eat the grass. 
	And so; we are all connected in the great circle of life.
[MacBeth trots in; his head is now bandaged]
MacBeth- [bows] Good morning, Sire. 
Goliath- [grins] Good morning, Zazu! Head feeling better?
Xanatos- [off-camera] Goliath!!!!
MacBeth- [scowls] -Yes-, sire. Checking in with the morning report. 
Goliath- [nods] Fire away!
MacBeth- [clears his throat] Well, the buzz from the bees says that the leopards 
	are in a bit of a spot. 
Goliath- Oh really?
[MacBeth keeps saying lines through this dialogue---- The baboons are going ape
	and the giraffes are acting like they're above it all. The tick birds are 
	picking on the elephants; I told the elephant's to forget it; but they 
	can't... (Go to *) + The cheetah's are hard up, but as I always say, 
	Cheetah's never prosper. (Go to #)]
[Brooklyn crouches down and tries to jump on a grasshopper]
Goliath- [looks at him] What're you doing, son?
Brooklyn- [tries again; missing again] Pouncing. 
Goliath- [grins evilly] Let an old pro show you how it's done.... [turns to 
	MacBeth] Zazu would you turn around? 
*MacBeth- Yes, sire. [turns around; (go to +)]
Goliath- [pushes Brooklyn down a little] [whispers] Stay low to the ground...
Brooklyn- [nods, grinning] [whispers] 'Kay.. Stay low to the ground; right! 
	Yeah.
# MacBeth- [turns his head to them] What're you doing?
Goliath- A pouncing lesson.
MacBeth- [turns his head back around] Ah, very good. Pouncing. [blinks] 
	Pouncing?!?! [turns around quickly] Oh, no sire you can't be serious!!!
[Goliath grins and does a circular motion with his index finger]
MacBeth- [turns around] Oh, this is so humiliating!!! 
Goliath- [turns to Brooklyn] [whispers] Try not to make a sound....
MacBeth- What're you telling him Mufasa? [looks around] Mufasa? Simba?
[Brooklyn jumps out and just as he's about to cream MacBeth; MacBeth whirls 
	around, takes his lightning gun and shoots Brooklyn; causing the gargoyle 
	to fly back]
MacBeth- [grins innocently] Wups. Sorry. Heh, reflexes?
Brooklyn- [sits up; rubbing his head and growling] Yeah; I'll show you 
	reflexes....
Xanatos- [off-camera] You people are IMPOSSIBLE to work with!!!! Cue the 
	gopher!!!!
[Brentwood; dressed in a gopher suit; pops up from the ground next to MacBeth]
Brentwood- Zazu!
MacBeth- [turns to him; almost busting out laughing] Yes?
Brentwood- [salutes] Sir! News from underground!!
[Goliath helps Brooklyn up; brushing the grass off of him]
MacBeth- Sire! Hyenas! In the Pride Lands!
Goliath- [starts to run off; stops a short distance away] Zazu; take Simba home. 
	And don't blast him this time!!!
[Brooklyn glares at MacBeth; who only grins]
Brooklyn- [almost pleading] Dad, can't I come?
Goliath- [stops quickly] No, son. [runs off and out of camera view]
Brooklyn- [pouts] I never get to go anywhere...
MacBeth- [walks up to him; grinning] [puts his arm around Brooklyn's shoulder] 
	Aw, young Master. One day you'll be king. [pokes Brooklyn in the chest] 
	[starts to walk away; bringing Brooklyn along with him] Then you can chase 
	those slobbery, mangy, stupid poachers from dawn 'till dusk. [shakes his 
	head] I mean dusk 'till dawn.

[SCENE: Somewhere on Pride Rock. CS is walking; looking mad]
CS- [kicks at a bone] [yelps and starts hopping up and down; holding his foot] 
	WHO'S THE JERK WHO BOLTED THAT TO THE FLOOR?!??!??!
[snickering is heard behind the camera; and CS stomps out of camera range. 
	Sounds of struggling and a fist fight are heard]
CS- [stomps back into camera range] [turns and looks beyond the camera] That'll 
	teach you to mess with me, Wolf!!!!!
[sounds of a dog whining are heard from behind the cameras]
CS- [growls and keeps walking]
Brooklyn- [trots into camera range, grinning] Hey, Uncle Scar! Guess what?
CS- [turns to look at Brooklyn, frowning] I despise guessing games. [glances 
	beyond camera range] Especially when my FOOT is throbbing!!!
Brooklyn- [grins proudly] I'm gonna be king of Pride Rock! [jogs to a ledge]
CS- Oh, goodie.
Brooklyn- Dad just showed me the whole kingdom. [gazes in the distance] And 
	this'll all be -mine-. [snickers and turns to CS]
CS- Yes. Well forgive me for not leaping for joy. [turns his back to Brooklyn] 
	Bad back y'know.
Brooklyn- [walks up to CS] Hey, Uncle Scar; when I'm king; what'll that make 
	you?
CS- A monkey's uncle.
Brooklyn- [laughs] You're so weird. 
CS- [raises eyeridge for a second; looking at Brooklyn] You have no idea. [turns 
	Back away] So; your father showed you the whole kingdom did he?
Brooklyn- [grins and nods] Everything.
CS- [grins slightly] He didn't show you what's beyond that rise in the Northern 
	border?
Brooklyn- [frowns] No... He said I can't go there...
CS- And he's -absolutely- right!!! It's far too dangerous. Only the bravest 
	lions go there.
Brooklyn- [looks confused; but interested] Well, I'm brave! What's ou-
CS- [interrupts Brooklyn] Oh no, Simba. I just -can't- tell you.
Brooklyn- [crosses his arms; pouting] Why not?
CS- [grins] Simba, Simba. I'm only looking out for the well being of my 	
	-favorite- nephew..... [grabs Brooklyn and noogies him]
Brooklyn- [scowls] Yeah, right. I'm your -only - nephew.....
CS- [grin grows] All the more reason for me to be protective! [shrugs a little] 
	I mean; after all. An elephant graveyard in no place for a young prince-
 	[quickly slaps his hand over his mouth] Ooops!!!!
Brooklyn- [excited] An elephant what??!!?! Woah!
CS- [over-acting a bit] Oh dear!!! I've said to much!! Well, I s'pose you would 
	have found out sooner or later. [grins] You being so clever, and all. 
	[grin grows and CS puts his arm on Brooklyn's shoulder] Just tell me one 
	thing. Promise me you'll -never- visit that -dreadful- place.... 
Brooklyn- [grins] No problem.
CS- [ruffles Brooklyn's hair] There's a good lad. Now; you run along and have 
	fun. 
[Brooklyn starts to jog off; stopping when CS speaks]
CS- And remember! It's our little secret....
[Brooklyn grins and runs off]
CS-  [grins evilly and starts to walk off; suddenly trips over the bone again] 
	WOLF!!!!!!

[SCENE: Somewhere by Pride Rock. Brooklyn runs down a hill to where Elisa, 
	Demona, and Angela are]
[Demona is brushing Angela's hair]
Brooklyn- [trots to a stop] Hey, Nala!
Angela- Hi, Simba.
Brooklyn- [grins and whispers] C'mon! I just heard about this really great 
	place!
Angela- [glares at him] Simba; I'm kinda busy....
Brooklyn- [quickly turns to Elisa before she could say her line] Don't -even- 
	think about it.
[Elisa blinks, a little shocked]
Xanatos- [off- camera] Brooklyn, keep to the script!
Brooklyn- [looks beyond the cameras] I was -not- about to let Elisa touch me 
	again. [glares at Elisa]
[Elisa only grins]
Xanatos- [off-camera] [mumbles] Say your lines....
Brooklyn- [turns to Elisa] Can we go now??
Angela- [looks at Brooklyn] So where we going? Better not be any place dumb...
Brooklyn- [shakes his head]  No! It's really cool!
Elisa- So where is this "really cool " place?
Brooklyn- Oh.... Uh, 'round the water hole!
Angela- The water hole?? What's so great about the water hole?
Brooklyn- [through clenched teeth] I'll show you when we -get- there......
Angela- [sheepishly] Oh... Umm [turns to Demona] Mom, can I go with Simba?
Demona- [looks at Elisa] Hmmm... what do you think, pitiful human?
Xanatos- [off- camera] Demona; be nice!
Demona- [growls] What do you think, Sarabi?
Elisa- Well......
Brooklyn and Angela- [Brooklyn and Angela smile; showing as much of their teeth 
	as possible] Please????
Elisa- It's alright with me.
[Brooklyn and Angela start bounding off]
[Both speak at the same time]
Brooklyn- Yeah!!!!
Angela- Alright!!
Elisa- [grins] As long as Zazu goes with you. 
[Brooklyn and Angela screech to a stop; looking at each other]
Brooklyn- No, not Zazu!!! ANYTHING but him!!!!
MacBeth- [off-camera] Oh, funny.

[SCENE: A path in the grasslands. Brooklyn and Angela are walking side-by-side, 
	with MacBeth walking a little further ahead]
MacBeth- [turns his head and shouts] Step lively! The sooner we get to the water 
	hole, the sooner we can leave. [turns his head back ahead]
Angela- [whispers] So where we -really- going?
Brooklyn- [even quieter] An elephant graveyard.
Angela- [loud] Wow!!!
Brooklyn- [angrily] SHHHHHH!!!!!!
Angela- [glares at Brooklyn as she wipes the spit from her face] [sheepishly] 
	Oh, sorry..... So how're we gonna ditch the dodo?
[Camera switches to a shot of MacBeth]
[MacBeth turns to see Brooklyn and Angela whispering among themselves]
MacBeth- [stops and turns back to face Brooklyn and Angela, grinning] Oh, just 
	look at you two. Little seeds of romance blossoming in the savanna- 
[Brooklyn flashes a quick grin at Angela, Angela elbows him hard in the side] 
MacBeth- [clears his throat] [bows slightly] Your parents will be thrilled! You 
	being betrothed and all.
Brooklyn- [still rubbing his side] [confused] Be-what?
MacBeth- Betrothed! Intended! Affianced!
[Brooklyn and Angela look at each other; the confusion clear on their faces]
Angela- [looks at MacBeth] Meaning?
MacBeth- [puts his hands on his hips, grinning] One day you two are gonna be 
	married!
Angela- [looks disgusted] Eww!!!
Brooklyn- [snaps his fingers sarcastically] Man, now we -are- gonna have to get 
	together!
[A loud stomping sound is heard, and Brooklyn is seen gritting his teeth]
Brooklyn- [through clenched teeth] I mean, Yuck! [holds his foot, scowling] I 
	can't marry her! She's my *ahem* -friend-!
Angela- [nods] Yeah! It'd be so weird....
MacBeth- [smugly] Well, sorry to bust your bubble [while he speaks, Brooklyn 
	opens and closes his mouth, mimicking MacBeth; causing Angela to grin] but 
	you two turtledoves have no choice! It's a tradition going back 
	generations! [emphasizes his point by making a large motion with his arm]
Brooklyn- [grins evilly] Well, when I'm king that'll be the first thing to 
	go....
[Music starts in the background]
MacBeth- Not so long as I'm around.
Brooklyn- [pokes MacBeth in the chest] Well in that case yer fired.
MacBeth- [grins] Mmm... Nice try; but only a [pokes Brooklyn on the beak] -king- 
	can do that.
Angela- Well.... He's the future king....
Brooklyn- [evil grin] Yeah; so you have ta do what I tell ya!
MacBeth- [a little angrily] Not yet I don't! And with an attitude like that I'm 
afraid you're shaping up to be a pretty pathetic king indeed!!
Brooklyn- [grins] Heh, Not the way -I- see it! [Brooklyn pounces towards 
MacBeth; grinning] [Sings; his voice way off key, and cracking] I'm gonna 
be a mighty king! So enemies beware!
MacBeth- [still cringing]  Um... [sings; in tune] I've never seen a king of 
beasts with quite so little hair! [yanks a strand of hair from Brooklyn's 
head]
Brooklyn- [all the camera sees is a wreath of leaves] I'm gonna be the [he pokes 
his head in the center of the leaves] mane event! Like-- [the music dies 
down]
Xanatos- [off- camera] Umm...... Brooklyn; do you know all the words to this 
song?
Brooklyn- [looks beyond camera range and grins proudly] Yep!
Xanatos- [off-camera] Can you lip-sing?
Brooklyn- [grin falls] Lip-sing?
Xanatos- [still off-camera] Yeah; as in no sound comes out of your mouth?
Brooklyn- Well... ye-
Xanatos- [(you get the idea)] [interrupts] Great. REWIND THE MUSIC!
[music is heard rewinding]
Xanatos- [yup; still off-camera] Okey, start at 'Like no king was before'.
Brooklyn- [shoulder's slumped] [mutters] Yeah, sure.
[music starts again; and the person singing Brooklyn's part sounds amazingly 
like Oberon]
Brooklyn- [lip- singing] Like no king was before! [jumps out of the leaves and 
creeps up to MacBeth] I'm brushing up on [looks real noble] lookin' down; 
I'm workin'[grins, looking at MacBeth] on my ROARRR!!!
MacBeth- [flies back with the force of Brooklyn's 'roar' into a puddle of mud] 
And by far a rather uninspiring thing....
[Music stops again]
Brooklyn- [shouts] I wasn't singing!!!!!
Xanatos- [walks into camera range] Yes, Brooklyn; I know. [turns to camera] Due 
to major butchery of the original soundtrack; we figured it would just 
save time and money to just skip it. Thank you.
Brooklyn- [blinks] Bu- [camera shuts off]

{SCENE- An area of the Pride Lands; just outside the area Brooklyn, Angela and 
	MacBeth used to be; MacBeth is nowhere to be seen]
Brooklyn- [grumbling] Now that was the stupidest-
Xanatos- [off-camera] Brooklyn! We're rolling!!!
Brooklyn- Oh... [clears throat quickly] We did it!
Angela- [excited] It worked!!
Brooklyn- [grins and crosses his arms] I am a genius.
Angela- [scowls at him] Hey, "genius" it was my idea.
Brooklyn- [grins coolly] Yeah; but -I- pulled it off. 
Angela- With me!
Brooklyn- [evil grin] Oh yeah? [gives a small roar and pounces toward Angela who
	accidentally trips him] [Brooklyn flies head first into a rock; Angela 
winces at the loud ~WHUMP!~]
Brooklyn- [stands up and stumbles in every direction; a dazed look all over his 
face] [suddenly falls down the hill both he and Angela were supposed to 
tumble down together]
Angela- [looks distressed] [with a sigh; leaps down the hill after him]
[Both tumble down; Brooklyn lands on his back; a shocked expression on his face. 
	Angela jumps and puts her hands on his shoulders; grinning]
Angela- Pinned ya a-..... Nevermind.
[Both gasp at a steam blast beside them] [Standing up;  Brooklyn looks ahead; a 
grin slowly forms across his face] 
[Both start walking up a hill towards a giant elephant skull (made by Xanatos 
Ent.; located on the corner of 3rd and Broadway; 'Not only do we function 
around the world; we plan to rule it someday' (TM))]
Brooklyn- [quietly, but excitedly] This is it! We made it!
[Both lean against the tusk; gazing at the wonder before them]
Brooklyn and Angela- [in unison; turning their heads to each other, grinning] 
Woah.......
Angela- It's really creepy....
Brooklyn- Yeah... [grins] But isn't it great?
Angela- [grins] We could get in big trouble.
Brooklyn- [snickers; grinning] I know; heh.
[Angela and Brooklyn start walking towards the head]
Angela- I wonder if it's brains are still in there.
Brooklyn- [grins] There's only one way to know; C'mon [starts trotting towards 
the head] let's go check it out.
[A blur is seen in front of the camera; then switches to another camera to 
reveal MacBeth in front of Brooklyn]
MacBeth- [looks angry] Stop!!! The only checking out you'll do is to check out 
of here![starts shoving Brooklyn the opposite direction]
Brooklyn- [scowls] Aw, man! 
MacBeth- [looks around, nervously wringing his hands together] We're WAY beyond
	the boundaries of the Pride Lands...
Brooklyn- [snickers] Hey, look, 'Fuzzy's' scared.
MacBeth- [frowns] That's -Mr.- Fuzzy to you; BananaBeak.
Brooklyn- [growls] Barney lover!!!
Angela- Now that's hitting below the belt, isn't it? 
Xanatos- [off camera] Guys!!!!!
MacBeth- [clears his throat irritably] We are all in very real danger!
Brooklyn- [grins and starts walking towards the skull] Danger? Ha! I walk on the 
wild side. [grins and turns to face Angela and MacBeth] I laugh in the 
face of danger![starts laughing maniacally; ending with a coughing fit]
[lots of laughing is heard from behind Brooklyn; causing him to jump and run 
behind Angela and MacBeth] [Fox, Anton Sevarius, and the Jogger Guy 
squeeze through the skull's eye sockets at the same time; tumbling to the ground]
Fox- [unsteadily stands up; stumbles towards Brooklyn, Angela and MacBeth; 
grinning]Well, well, well. Banzai; what've we got here?
Sevarius- [following Fox; also grinning; and, as usual, over-acting] Hmmm I 
don't know Shenzi.... What do you think [dramatic pause] Ed?
Jogger Guy- [jogging behind them] [only laughs]
Sevarius- Yes, that's what I was thinking! I trio of trespassers!
MacBeth- [nervously] And quite by accident, let me assure you. [Starts to push 
Angela and Brooklyn away] A simple navigational error.
Fox- [grabs MacBeth's shoulder] Wait, wait. I know you. You're Mufasa's little 
stooge!
MacBeth- [frowns and angrily pushes her hand away] I, madam, am the King's major
	domo.
[Sevarius, Fox, and the Jogger Guy start to circle around MacBeth, Angela and 
	Brooklyn]
Sevarius- [grinning at Brooklyn] And that would make you.....
Brooklyn- [puffs out his chest] The future king!
Fox- [grinning at the three of them] You know what we do to kings who step outta 
their kingdom?
Brooklyn- [frowning] You can't do anything to us....
MacBeth- [getting really nervous; wringing his hands] Ummm.... Technically they 
can... We are on their land.
Brooklyn- [looks confused]  But, Zazu.... You told me they were nothin' but 
slobbery,[MacBeth starts trying to stop him from talking] mangy, stupid 
poachers...
MacBeth- [speaks through his teeth] Ix-nay on the Oopid-stay....
Sevarius- [shoves his face into MacBeth's] Who are you calling 'Oopid-
stay'?
MacBeth- [coughs and hands Sevarius a stick of gum] [pushes Angela and Brooklyn
	ahead of him as they start to run] Oh, my my my; look at the sun. It's 
time to go!
Fox- [runs ahead and stops them] Woah, woah, wait. We'd love you stick 
	around for dinner.
Sevarius- Yeah, we can have whatever's [another dramatic pause] lion 
around! [Sevarius and the Jogger Guy laugh]
Fox- Wait wait. I got one, I got one. I'd like a cub sandwich [laughs] 
	Whatchathink?
Sevarius- [laughing] I'd like a roar-st beef sandwich!
Fox- That was awful.
Xanatos- [off camera] Guys......
[Sevarius and Fox start laughing; and the Jogger Guy starts pointing in a 
certain direction; trying to get their attention]
Fox- What, Ed? What is it?
Sevarius- [looking in the direction the Jogger Guy is pointing] Um.. Did we 
order this dinner to go?
Fox- No. Why?
Sevarius- [shouts] [Camera shows MacBeth, Brooklyn and Angela running away] 
	'Cause there it goes!!!!
[MacBeth is running; but gets grabbed from behind by his coat collar]
[Brooklyn and Angela keep running for awhile, then stop; both breathing heavily]
Angela- Did we lose 'em?
Brooklyn- [looking around] I think so... Where's Zazu?
[MacBeth's shouting angrily as Fox and Sevarius shove him in a geyser]
Sevarius- Here comes the little major domo bird hippity-hop all the way to the 
birdie bowler!
Fox- [angry; whispers harshly] It's 'boiler', stupid!
Sevarius- Don't call me 'stupid'! I graduated with a Ph.D. from Harvard 
	AND Yale!
Xanatos- [off-camera] [sighs] It is 'birdie boiler', Sevarius.....
Sevarius- [looks beyond camera range; then pulls a big book from his coat] 
[Reads the script out-loud]  "- all the way to the birdie boiler......." 
[clears his throat and slowly puts the script back in his coat] 
Xanatos- [guess] [sighs] Get on with it...
MacBeth- Oh no! Not the birdie boiler!! [the geyser explodes; but he doesn't 
move] [his lower lip starts to quiver and a single tear rolls down his 
cheek]
[Sevarius, the Jogger Guy and Fox  all have looks of pain on their faces, 
	looking at MacBeth]
Xanatos- [still there] Guys!! You're on!!
[Sevarius, the Jogger Guy, and Fox all force themselves to laugh] 
Brooklyn- [off camera] Hey!!! [Camera speeds over to him] Why don't you pick on 
	someone your OWN size! 
Fox- Like... you?
Brooklyn- Uh-oh...
[Angela screams as Fox dives for them; Angela and Brooklyn run and start to skid 
	to a stop before they reach a geyser that Fox, Sevarius, and The Jogger 
Guy are hiding behind. They skid too far and collide as the geyser shoots 
up smoke; hiding the havoc. Groans are heard.]
Xanatos- [walks into view of the camera and shakes his head] [sighs] Skip to the 
	'Lecture' scene...
[Camera blacks out]
[SCENE- Pridelands. The night sky is filled with thousands of stars. Goliath and 
	a bandaged-up Brooklyn sit in the middle of it all.]
Goliath- [firmly] Simba, I'm very disappointed in you.
Brooklyn- [painfully rubs his head] Yeah, me too. Who's idea was it to go to the 
	graveyard, anyway?? [Xanatos sighs and Brooklyn clears his throat] I mean,
	[sadly] I know...
Goliath- [angrily, but worriedly] You could have been killed! You deliberately
	Disobeyed me; and what's worse; you put Nala in danger! 
Brooklyn- [sniffs a bit] I was just trying to be brave like you... [grins] And 
Be alone with Angela...
Goliath- [growls]
Xanatos- [off-camera] [sighs] I don't know why I'm bothering...
Goliath- [through clenched teeth] I'm only brave when I have to be. Simba,
	being brave doesn't mean you go looking for trouble. [growls] And you're 
in deep enough now as it is...
Brooklyn- [innocently] But you're not scared of anything!
Goliath- [rolls his eyes] I was today.
Brooklyn- You were?
Goliath- Yes. [puts his hands on Brooklyn's shoulders] I thought I might lose 
	you.
Brooklyn- Oh... I guess even kings get scared, huh?
Goliath- [smiles and nods] Mmm-hmm.
Brooklyn- [grins and whispers] But you know what?
Goliath- [whispers] What?
Brooklyn- I bet those hyenas were even scareder.
Goliath- [laughs] [playfully] That's because nobody messes with your dad. C'mere
	you! [grabs Brooklyn and noogies him]
Brooklyn- No!! Dad!! [tries to escape] Agh!! Erg!! [slips out of Goliath's grasp 
and growls playfully as he tackles Goliath]
[Both frolic around until Brooklyn finally tackles Goliath again.]
Brooklyn- [grins as Goliath is laughing] Dad?
Goliath- [smiles] Mmm?
Brooklyn- We're pals, right?
Goliath- [chuckles] Right.
Brooklyn- And well always be together, right?
Goliath- [expression turns serious] Simba; let me tell you something my father
	 told me... [smiles and looks at the night sky] Look at the stars; 
	[Brooklyn does so] the great kings of the past look down at us from those
	stars.
Brooklyn- [voice filled with wonder] Really?
Goliath- Yes. So if you ever feel alone; just remember that those stars will 
	always be there to guide you. And so will I.
[Camera fades to black]

[SCENE- Back at the Elephant graveyard. Sevarius and The Jogger Guy are standing
	while Fox sits on ledge above them.]
Sevarius- [rubbing his butt] Man that lousy Mufasa... I won't be able to sit for
	a week...
Jogger Guy- [starts to snicker]
Sevarius- It's not funny Ed.
Jogger Guy- [bursts into hysterical laughter]
[Sevarius growls and begins to throw obviously fake punches]
Fox- Will you knock it off?!?
Sevarius- [points to The Jogger Guy; who's chewing on his own arm] Well, he 
	started it!!
Fox- Look at you guys!! [Starts stalking towards them] No wonder we're dangling
	at the bottom of the food chain!!
Sevarius- [has a big slimy loogie hanging off of his chin; Fox makes a disgusted 
	Face] Yeah; I hate dangling.
Fox- Y'know; if it weren't for those lions we'd be runnin' the joint.
Sevarius- Yeah, man I HATE lions.
Fox- So pushy.
Sevarius- And hairy!
Fox- [grinning] And stinky!
Sevarius- [grinning] And man are they [Fox and Sevarius in unison] Uuuugly! 
	[Both start laughing hysterically] [Both stop with a gasp when CS 
speaks]
CS- [Camera switches to CS. He's sitting on the edge of the small cliff; his 
legs dangling over the side; with one foot bandaged] Oh; surly we lions 
aren't all that bad.
Sevarius- [chuckles] Oh, Scar it's just you. Heh.
Fox- Yeah; we thought it was somebody important.
Sevarius- Yeah, you know like Mufasa.
Fox- Yeah.
[Camera switches back to CS; he rolls his eyes; then switches back to Fox and 
	Sevarius]
Fox- Yeah, every time I hear that name I shudder.
Sevarius- [grins] Mufasa...
Fox- [shudders] Ooo... [grins] Do it again.
Sevarius- Mufasa. [Fox shudders] Mufasa Mufasa Mufasa!
Fox- [Camera is on CS; but you can hear Fox's voice] Ooo, it tingles me.
CS- [puts his hand up to his forehead, as if he has a headache] I'm surrounded
	by idiots...
Sevarius- Oh Scar; you're one of us! I mean, you're our pal!
CS- [sarcastically] Charmed.
Fox- [grinning] Ooo, I like that! He's not king, but he's still so proper.
Sevarius- Yeah! Hey! Didja bring us anything to eat? Scar ol' buddy ol' pal! 
	Huh? Didja didja didja?
CS- [Sneers] I don't think you really deserve this [pulls out a realistic-
	looking zebra leg, but it has a sticker with the word 'PROP' on it. 
	Fox, Sevarius and The Jogger Guy all lick their lips and jump around 
	excitedly.] After all; I practically gift-wrapped those cubs for you.
	And you couldn't even dispose of them. [Drops the prop; Sevarius, Fox,
	and The Jogger Guy dive for it.]
Fox- [mouth full of something- but obviously not zebra meat] Well, it wasn't 
	exactly like they were alone, Scar.
Sevarius- [mouth full] Yeah! What're we s'possed to do? [gulps the food down] 
	kill Mufasa?
CS- [grins evilly] Precisely.


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