God Rest Ye Merry Gargoyles I wrote this crazy little something at about 12:30 or so at night. I'm not crazy! Really!! ;D

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BTW; it's ten times more funny if you sing it to 'God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen'. ;) And look! I supplied a MIDI! Now you HAVE to sing. ;)


God Rest Ye Merry Gargoyles
God Rest Ye Merry Gargoyles
who sleep at dawn's fair light
They wake up when the sun goes down
T'get bad-guys through the night

Oh, they scare the crap outta them when they roar
When they roar
Oh, they scare the crap outta them when they roar.

God Rest Ye Merry Brooklyn
who hates Demona's guts
He never seems to have much luck;
his love life's in a rut

Oh, he's never gonna get the girl, you know
Get the girl
Oh, he's never gonna get the girl you know.

God rest ye merry Goliath
who leads the clan we adore
He got a kiss from Elisa and
we all know he wants more

Oh, he'll love his girl Elisa for always
For always
Oh, he'll love his girl Elisa for always.

God rest ye merry Broadway
Whom Angela loves most
whoever paired those two
should be punched right in the nose

Oh, what the hell's going through that girl's mind?!
That girls mind?!
Oh, what the hell's going through that girl's mind?!

God rest ye merry Hudson
who's the oldest of the clan
and if you ever need his help
he'll be watching Rosanne

Oh, he always watches that T.V. all the time
All the time
Oh, he always watches that T.V. all the time

God rest ye merry Lexington
who's the smallest of the teens
But what he lacks in size
He makes up with his big brains

Oh, he's always fixing gadgets and Coldstone
And Coldstone
Oh, he's always fixing gadgets and Coldstone

God rest ye merry Bronx
who's the clan's great big mutt
and you crim'nels better look out
or he'll bite you in the butt

Oh, he's always a good boy when he has to be
Has to be
Oh, he's always a good boy when he has to be

Well thank you for reading this
Yer prob'ly wondering
If I'm "alright up there"
in my crazy little brain

Oh, I had insomnia and wrote this song
This stupid song
Oh I think I'll now end this crazy song

*bows* Thank you, thank you. ;)